The States list of travel expenses has been found buried in a cave in Plemont. The list, which is just about readable, contains information on all the expenses for States travel.
The list includes:
Mileage from St Ouen to Grouville £5.40
Travel from one ministers Home to the states Chambers £150.00, for walking
Flight from Jersey to Antarctica: £52,000.00 plus GST
A petrol receipt, £42.30
“Obviously we didn’t want this list to be found, hence why we hid it in a cave, now that our expenses have been found out we will pay another external company tens of thousands to come from the U.K and investigate as we don’t have the skills in Jersey”
The list is quite extensive, and the investigation will begin once we’ve had a meeting to discuss it which could again cost more money.
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