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Duke of Normandy will be armed with Machine gun and Torpedo’s

Ports of Jersey have decided to arm the Duke of Normandy with Machine guns and torpedo’s ahead of the supposed blockade by French Fishermen as a response to the alleged threat to cut electricity.


“ It’s simple, if you want us to respect your right to fish in our water, you have to respect our right to sink you if you act like a dick in them. We’ll sink you if you block the clipper from importing our goods”


"We believe the French will back down upon sight of the Duke, they’ve got a history of backing down in conflict so we’re confident nothing will escalate" said the Ports of Jersey.


The Duke will be test firing in the harbour from 6am toward Elizabeth castle.

A machine gun will be added to the crane arm and torpedo's will be hidden behind the tyres

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