Duke of Normandy to be renamed "Dark side of the Moon" after inspiring super yacht visit

Ports of Jersey have decided to rename their tug, the Duke of Normandy, to the "Dark Side of the Moon" following a visit form a super yacht that was also named after a famous Rock album.

"We've been so inspired by the visiting super yacht that we felt tis made sense, it shows the super rich that we welcome them no matter what and that we are at unity with them, traditionally its bad luck to rename a boat but we feel on this occasion its worth the exception, its also a brilliant tribute to a brilliant band" said the harbourmaster.

The boat will renamed at a lavish and expensive renaming ceremony next month.