God has said the Former Odeon cinema on bath street is a useless waste of money and was better as a cinema than it is as a church.
“People actually enjoyed the building for the films that were on offer. Now its just a place for singing meaningless songs and giving praise to me. I haven’t really done that much, Its not like I created the world or anything. I’d rather see people enjoying themselves, my son did some stuff, but we're not worth spoiling peoples fun over’, it should've stayed a cinema" said God.
The church has declined to comment, Jersey Mash believes the lack of comment is because they’re now slightly perplexed at Gods dislike of spending £1 million to acquire the property, when they could have spent that money helping others in need. Not very Christian if you ask us.
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