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Jersey Action Group angry about “lack of action”
A political action group who exist mainly online online have complained about the lack of action following their posts, the Jersey Action...
Feb 5, 20191 min read
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Sand Street “is not” town centres only Car Park commuters told
Department for Infrastructure have released a statement to remind commuters that Sand Street is not the only car park in town. The...
Feb 5, 20191 min read
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'Great Glass Elevator to Wonka Land' will replace Even floors lift at Fort Regent
The even numbers lift at Fort Regent will be replaced by a great glass elevator Wonka Land. Department for Infrastructure said, “The lift...
Feb 4, 20191 min read
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States travel expenses found in Plemont Cave
The States list of travel expenses has been found buried in a cave in Plemont. The list, which is just about readable, contains...
Feb 1, 20191 min read
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Fort regent could become U.K’s refugee centre post Brexit
Under plans being considered for the alternative uses of Fort Regent, States of Jersey are considering a possible refugee processing...
Jan 30, 20191 min read
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Man clearly overcharged for £107,000 worth drugs says Customs
A man who has been charged £107,000 for buying drugs, is “an obvious rip off” say Jersey Customs and Excise.] A Customs officer said ‘We...
Jan 29, 20191 min read
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“Romanian beggars” actually asking for directions
Two women who knocked on a door in Jersey have confirmed they were only asking for directions, not money. The pair were lost in the St...
Jan 28, 20191 min read
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Cenotaph to be lit with rainbow colours to commemorate LGBT soldiers
The Parish of St Helier have confirmed that the Cenotaph is to be lit with an LGBT rainbow to commemorate the lives and diversity of our...
Jan 11, 20191 min read
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Monday 14th January declared ‘International Open Day’
Following the Strike action from Customs and immigration on Monday 14th of January, the States and Ports of Jersey have turned the strike...
Jan 8, 20191 min read
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Fearlessly outspoken racists keep opinions in closed Facebook group.
A group of people who continually voice their outspoken and often racist opinion, keep it their points of view in a closed Facebook group...
Jan 8, 20191 min read
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Jersey increases spending on 'whatever it likes'
9 Directors of States Departments have been given an increased amount of money which they can spend on whatever they want. “It’s a big...
Jan 4, 20191 min read
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"Alien Registration Cards" required for entry.
Alien registration cards will be required all tourists entering the island from now on. Following the discovery of Alien registration...
Jan 3, 20191 min read
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Smoking whilst imprisoned now comes with one year prison sentence.
In an effort to make the prison smoke free anyone caught smoking in prison will be sentenced to 1 year in prison. The home affairs...
Jan 2, 20191 min read
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St Peter Parish to be renamed ‘Święty Piotr’ to celebrate island’s diversity.
The Parish of St Peter will be renamed in Polish in celebration of the islands diverse culture. The Parish officials have said: “This is...
Jan 1, 20191 min read
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Restaurants encourage “dress down dining”
Restaurants in Jersey have said they’re all a “a bit fed up” with snobby middle-class diners. Some restaurants are now actively...
Dec 31, 20181 min read
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Drones will monitor Airport Perimeter
Ports of Jersey will employ the use of drones to stop drones from entering the no fly zone. The drones will patrol the perimeter of the...
Dec 27, 20181 min read
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“Jersey Land” Theme park set for Sand Dunes
The Sand dunes will become the site of a new theme park for Jersey. Plans include a ‘Watersplash’ log ride, ‘Devils hole’ Ghost train and...
Dec 24, 20181 min read
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Older generation islanders believe Romania and Poland are both empty.
A survey of older islanders has found that the so called “older generation” actually believe Romania and Poland to be empty. “You don’t...
Dec 21, 20181 min read
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Colossal Bellend tries to defend social media comments about rape.
A complete and utter fucking idiot has used the arrest of four men who were charged with rape to push his anti – immigrant agenda....
Dec 20, 20181 min read
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Noirmont Canons to be ‘reinstated’
The canons at Noirmont point are to be reinstated in the following the anticipated influx of 27,000 people over the Christmas period....
Dec 20, 20181 min read
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