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Sep 23, 20211 min read
5 Mile Road will become 100MPH Zone
Following today announcement that St Helier will become a 20mph zone, the speed limit on the 5 mile road will upped to 100mph to...
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May 5, 20211 min read
Duke of Normandy will be armed with Machine gun and Torpedo’s
Ports of Jersey have decided to arm the Duke of Normandy with Machine guns and torpedo’s ahead of the supposed blockade by French...
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Feb 19, 20211 min read
St Johns Parish to abolish Speed limits
The Parish of St John will abolish from speed limits. The Constable of St John has said "Given the recent controversy in this parish I...
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Jan 23, 20211 min read
States Members start Petition to end Petitions
States members are getting so tired of the amount of pointless petitions that they have started their own in order have petitions ended....
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Nov 4, 20201 min read
All Jersey residents will be given a second Job.
Jersey residents weill all be given a second job following Charlie Parkers excellent example. "We are delighted to announce this, similar...
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Oct 25, 20201 min read
Duke of Normandy to be renamed "Dark side of the Moon" after inspiring super yacht visit
Ports of Jersey have decided to rename their tug, the Duke of Normandy, to the "Dark Side of the Moon" following a visit form a super...
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Oct 22, 20201 min read
Man crowd funds £20,000 to pay £60 parking fine.
A man who was fined £60 for parking illegally at sand Street Car park has successfuly crowdfunded £20,000 to pay his £60 fine. "I'm...
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Oct 17, 20201 min read
Little shop sells sliding penguin toy for £250,000
The Little shop has finally sold its famous sliding penguin toy. The toy which has been in the window for years and become somewhat of an...
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Oct 11, 20201 min read
Beast of Jersey Statue to be placed at Haute De La Garrenne
A statue of notorious criminal The beast of Jersey is to be placed at the former children's home Haute de La Garenne. The statue is...
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Oct 7, 20201 min read
Government votes in favour of "Financial Fraud Happy Hour"
Government of Jersey have passed a motion to allow fraudsters to transfer funds to the island for one hour every Friday. The new law will...
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Sep 13, 20201 min read
Spend local card must be declared as "income" on Tax return.
Anger is rising among resident in Jersey as the £100 spend local card must be declared as income as part of their next tax return. The...
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Sep 12, 20201 min read
Residents find rules for Spend Local Cards more confusing than Lock down Rules
Jersey residents are finding the spending rules for their Spend Local cards more confusing than the rules issued during the Corona virus...
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Sep 5, 20201 min read
West Centre Drug MOOfia uncovered
A gang of Cows who frequently drink at West Centre have been arrested for the importation of Class A drugs. "We made the discovery...
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Sep 3, 20201 min read
Parking banned in all St Helier Car Parks, including Sand Street, following Le Port Success.
Following the success of the ban on over night parking at Le Port, parking will now be banned indefinitely along with parking on any of...
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Apr 22, 20201 min read
Prisoners to be released from isolation to prevent spread of COVID-19
Prisoners maybe released from being kept inside in order to stop the spread of Corona virus “We’ll be good, especially if this reduces...
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Apr 21, 20201 min read
Adults exempt from all other illnesses during lockdown
The Government of Jersey have exempted all adults from getting ill from anything other than COVID-19 during lockdown. A message that...
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Apr 14, 20201 min read
"Live grenade" confirmed to be a Coconut
An object that appeared to be a grenade found on jersey beach has been confirmed to be coconut. A bomb officer collected the item and...
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Feb 7, 20191 min read
Plane diverted after over excited child spots his house from plane
An aeroplane had to be diverted this morning after an excited child upset passengers when he spotted his Grouville home as the plane came...
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Feb 6, 20191 min read
War tunnels to become New Hospital Site
The Jersey War Tunnels will be the new hospital site States of Jersey have confirmed. “The site is almost ready to go, it has wards, an...
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